Nudist colony: A place where men and women freely air their differences.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I used to have a fear of hurdles. I got over it.
What is a mummy? An Egyptian pressed for time.
Menstruation jokes aren’t funny, period.
*Writing with a pencil without lead is pointless.
Police were called to a day care, where a three year old was resisting a rest.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. When he asked the bartender how much it was, the bartender replied, "For you, no charge!"
*Who cooks potatoes in a monastery? The French friar.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
Did you hear the Velveeta Corporation is moving their headquarters to Jerusalem? They're changing the name of the company to Cheeses of Nazareth.
Where there's a will, there's a lawyer.
*My business, selling the ashes of famous fortune tellers, involves urning great prophets.
Nudist colony: Where men and women hang out together.
A backward poet writes inverse.
When it's warm out, I have the right to bare arms!
Blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives her one.
Why do Marxists drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop at any time.
England has no kidney bank, but it sure does have a Liverpool.
A friend stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on him.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I have a friend who did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
*Just got back from a holiday of a lifetime. I won't be doing that again.
*My sister said she has borderline personality disorder. Her husband said, "No, first you've got to have a personality."
*Son, call the bully helpline and ask how to become a better bully.
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