You mean you haven't heard of these?
Ilocanos' favorite pants - WrangleRRR
Ilocanos' favorite underwear - WalkeRRR, BoxeRRRR
Ilocano word for heavy traffic - BumpeRRR to bumpeRRR
Ilocano word for a well-paved road - Okay, ngaRUD!
Your friendly Electrolux man, in crisp shirt and tie, comes knocking at the door.
Taps the door (knock, knock, knock, knock). "Anybody home?" (Knock, knock, knock, knock). "Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?"
Lady of the house opens the door, her eyebrows lifting an inch. "Yes?!"
Electrolux man: "Ada botelya yo dayta?"
"Mary... Mary...." Mother calls her daughter.
Mary hears her and runs to her, saying, "Yes, Mommy?"
Mommy: "Ay, makan idtoy ta iloem ti ubet ni ading mo ta agka-katakki!'
Friday, August 15, 2003
Posted by R.O. at 5:23 PM