Friday, June 30, 2006

Succumbing to the tagging game


I couldn't blog as much as I want because of Bayantel's lousy DSL service.
Everybody's raving about Superman Returns, but I couldn't watch it too, thank you, due to some pressing personal matters. But I can't resist Ian C.'s tagging me. So let's play this game: Which Filipino short stories do you find most memorable?

If I was stumped by the question, it's because I have read quite a ginormous number. But I can name a few, but please don't let me explain or I have to reread these works to explain why. Off the top of my head, in no particular order...

1. "May Day Eve," of course, by the great (and late) Nick Joaquin

2. "Dead Stars" - Paz Marquez Benitez

3. "The Axolotl Colony" by Jaime An Lim

4. NVM Gonzalez's shorts in A Grammar of Dreams, but it's more because of his beautiful turns of phrase, his delicate characterizations

5. Carlos Aureus's Chinita (or a few other selections in that Edilberto Tiempo anthology)

6. Any of those stories in that crumbly, star-studded compilation that included ancient authors like Rotor, Bienvenido Santos, et al. (a textbook nerdy me accidentally laid my hands on in high school or something, after getting tired of memorizing the life cycles of certain invertebrates)

7. Cristina Pantoja-Hidalgo's shorts (too many to mention)

8. Jessica Zafra's shorts (too many to mention)

9. Vince Groyon's stories (I've read three)

10. A certain short story (about an illicit love affair) by Kerima Polotan-Tuviera

11. A Carlos Cortes piece I've read in Pen 'n Ink

12. Romina Gonzalez's "Welostit"

13. A few Gilda Cordero-Fernando stories

(I swear there's more, esp. the fastfood variety, but that's another category, right?)

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Globalization and all that, 2


US-based Cathy (an accountant and UP Pub. Admin. dropout) gave the ff. additional observations to explain why it is a globally competitive thing for US companies to outsource.

Offshoring jobs is not only due to lower wages deals, but may be due to:

1. High tax rates in the mother country/federal and state.

Many people are for federalism but are not aware of the tax implications to the individual as well as business entities' taxations.

Many Hollywood actors/actresses prefer to make movies outside US because of the high tax rate.

Many actors/actresses/entertainment luminaries retired outside US because of TAXES.

2. No qualified people for the position

Yes R.O. While many people think that Philippine education is deteriorating, in the US, there is a perception that there is a crisis. Fact is, Bill Gates must be so alarmed that a big chunk of his wealth in his foundation plus Warren Buffett's generous donation go to education.

3. Work attitude

Filipinos are patient by nature.

4. Powerful unions

Unions can make or unmake a company. Hiring of people from outside sometimes necessitates approval from a union. They are politically empowered, you know.

5. Filipinos can be (grammaticaly) better in English, even better than educated whites/native speakers. [Cathy's Tagalog was left untranslated for homeland security reasons. :) -R.O.]

One comment I can't help deem as equally important in critiquing globalization: Business knows no nationalism, faith, ideology. It only has a sense of smell for one thing: maximal profit. That's the basic nature of the beast we need to deal with.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Globalization and all that


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There's a new debate raging at P.P. The hot-button issue of the day? Globalization or global trade. One side says let's be practical about it and grab every opportunity it offers. The other side says we should think twice; globalization looks more sinister than it sounds. The issue, of course, hits very close to home. But I can only offer my thoughts in the direct-from-the-salt-mines manner - as a long-time direct beneficiary of outsourcing, as an ordinary employee, not as your regulation economist.

From where I stand, I have mixed feeling about globalization. It gave me the chance to work and develop skills and possess knowledge I didn't expect to have. Thanks to these outsourced backroom processes/projects, I was able to seek employment after being victimized (at least thrice over) by the long-entrenched 'palakasan' system of hiring, both in government (government-positioning system?) and in the private sector (backer politics). Thanks to the kind of jobs I had, I never had to go through that dirty process just to get hired (I was luckier; some people had to pay through the nose to get a government job). And thanks to these offshored jobs, I was directly and indirectly exposed to other peoples and cultures. I've worked on things I had never thought to exist before, interacted with foreign bosses/trainors (100% white), exchanged emails directly with U.S.-based colleagues, perused the latest publications in different fields from all over the world, had conference calls with our counterparts in Los Angeles and other parts of the US, etc.

I am grateful, but I am not impervious to the subtle and obvious follies global trade has created. I feel bad that American are losing their jobs en masse because of offshoring. I have this barnacle-like persistence in the belief in the virtue of give-and-take. A business thrives in a given community, the community stands to benefit as well from the business. But no thanks to global trade, companies can now uproot themselves faster than a rumor of a coup d-etat spreads.

And I feel even worse that we who lead the 'outsourced life' had to make do with one-tenth of what our original counterparts had been getting. If we are so good at what we do, then why do we receive just a tenth? Ah, but that's the nature of business, the need to be globally competitive in the capitalist marketplace. I haven't tried working the call centers yet, but I just might, if the right buttons are pushed, and if I am biologically ready to work the graveyard shift (I am a day person).

That's another bad thing outsourcing created in the macro scale: it changed entire sleeping patterns and the lifestyle of an entire generation of a segment of our young population - literally overnight. As for me, it has been a weird yet wonderful ride so far - but that's only because I never had to adjust my circadian rhythm yet; the moment I am asked to, I am not sure what my response would be.

Another related criticism leveled against outsourcing is that it only benefits the ones (in the Third World) who are already advantaged in some way. Note the level of educational attainment of those who make it in the call centers. The economic benefits gained from outsourced income do not necessarily trickle down to those who really need a little inspiration in life - the poorest members of society. I am not sure, though, whether this is always true. Certainly, as other people increase their spending, new demands - and new jobs - are created in the process?

Yet another complaint is that global trade kills indigenous culture and indigenous trade. Well, to that, I say, what about the threat to the very idea of country, nationality, community, ethnic identity? What about the very idea of working, serving other people without even leaving your own country -- at one-tenth the price? These musings are hardly inspirational. Admittedly, though, free trade may, in fact, open up new markets as well for local industries and who knows what else might emerge. Win some, lose some is the name of the new game.

If you've been reading my blog for awhile, you know me as someone who's prouder to be Filipino than the average Filipino - I actively support the advancement of the Filipino identity. I don't like the idea of cultural or any type of arrogation. And yet based on my real-world experience, the pervasive leftist idea of an arrogant, all-controlling Western empire suddenly collapses in the face of the massive migration of jobs from the US to India, China, the Philippines, and, of late, Eastern Europe. The sight of how helpless Western politicians (populist?) are in turning the tide of offshored jobs makes you rethink whether there is that deliberate, cunning agenda. It appears that, if there must be a villain in our lives, it is the big companies -- the ones that get to dictate the flow of goods and capital, the shifting of employment opportunities or their sudden demise.

Maybe I just had such a shabby treatment in my own land, in the hands of my own countrymen, that my stance sounds a little bit pro-. I've been avenged by the globalization gods! Behold the guy you rejected in the name of your nasty employment politics, Filipino! But, still, I guess I am neither for nor against globalization, at least for now. It's not easy to categorize the monster. It takes advantage of me, I take advantage of it. I don't have the luxury of choice, in the first place. Either this, or go back to square one, go back to college and take up nursing, if not get hired as a customer service rep.

These days' recap, Harper's style


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(Alternative fuel NOW!!! Save the earth!)


[My intrusive side comments in square brackets]

There is a growing consensus that the rising temperatures the world is experiencing is a result of global warming (as caused by greenhouse gases) and not a mere oscillation in the geologic temperature variance scale. [Hopefully we haven't reached a tipping point.] A Readers Digest survey reports that New Yorkers are the friendliest, kindest people on earth.[That's big breaking news! Don't New Yorkers have this reputation for snootiness/snottiness?] Filipinos fare well, too (reportedly the best in Asia). [That is, considering they have every reason in the world to be uncongenial. I. e., aren't Filipinos supposed to be among the poorest/economically unfortunate in Asia? Hmm, maybe this is proof that money isn't everything.] Another survey says Westerners and Muslims mutually scoff at each other. [Behind their back or in their respective faces?] Prof. Randy David delivers a moving Impeach-Gloria (again) speech. One Voice is launched. [And I am willfully affixing my signature; just not sure how to do that.]

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Still on fatfoods


If there's one thing I'd wish for the fastfood industry to do, it is to reveal exactly what ingredients go into each bite of chicken nugget or hamburger patty that they peddle. The Spurlock mockumentary briefly touched on this, but much as I wanted to catch the list of chemicals used, I wasn't able to. I hope fastfood manufacturers would make their ingredients list open to public scrutiny. After all, it's our respective bodies that would process whatever unintentional poison is added in their offerings. I want to know what possible chemical reactions may occur with the intake of these chemicals. I want to know what these chemicals are for and whether they are FDA- or BFAD-approved.

They should follow the lead of shampoo and soap manufacturers. Look at all these chemicals I put on my scalp everyday:

Water (Aqua), Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Ammonium Laureth Sulfate, Glycol Distearate, Dimethiconol, Cocamide MEA, Glycerin, Cocomidopropyl Betaine, Fragrante (Parfum), PEG-5 Cocamide, Carbomer, Amodimethicone, Ammonium Chloride, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium, Chloride, TEA-dodecylbenzenesulfonate, Tetrasodium EDTA, DMDM Hydantoin, CII-15 Pareth-T, C12-16 Alcohols, Ammoniumxylenesulfonate, PEG-45M, Trideceth 12, PPG-9, Lysine Hydrochloride, Silk Amino Acids [long list of amino acids deleted], Borage (Borago officinalis) Extract [long list of chemicals deleted], Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Ext. D&C Violt No. 2 (CI 60730).

We consumers have every right to know. And the food industry must be proactive in the interest of full disclosure; after all, we're not asking for trade secrets, we're merely asking what we ought to know before we willingly open our mouths in hunger.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Fat foods news: Trans fat and cruelty in my burger



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Speaking of bad food...

Poor KFC. Apres being punk'd by that evil Morgan Spurlock mockumentary, it's been under pressure to feed us with chicken lite, low-cal chicken, no-cal chicken, and as of late, low trans-fat chicken feed.

And now, whenever you dig into your KFC zinger™, the anti-animal cruelty activists want to add avian cruelty to the list of non-kosher, non-halal, un-Christian ingredients, too. I have zero allegiance for big businesses (I can afford to say that because this is my blog, where I have no sponsors, hihi), but I pity KFC. Really! I mean, it's not their fault at all that chickens intrinsically have high LDL (bad cholesterol) content, is it? How about blaming God? And KFC can't possibly fry entire flocks of chicken until after they massacre them en masse, can they? Isn't killing itself, even if it's assisted seppuku or euthanasia or whether it is slow-by-slow electrocution, still a form cruelty to animals? If you love animals, you won't kill them, yes?

If people can't stand dead meat, I guess they should stick to rabbit food. Me, I've always drawn the line between cruelty to animals meant for the slaughterhouse and animals considered as pets (with human names too!). After all, I'm a part-time carnivore! Isn't mastication of meat torture? You really think KFC's production method is too cruel? Why don't you watch how brutal and merciless lions pounce on those lovely and graceful gazelles of the African veldt.

Related posts: Stir-Frying Sauteeing Killing Nemo, I Heart Hate Nature.


Inciting to amoebiasis


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I think this is the first time the Chief Executive is reported to have been rushed to the hospital. Well, that's the fate of a president. It's a part of her job to be subject to major headlines, breaking news status, when she gets sinok (hiccup). Since it's not a good thing to wish anyone physically ill (that's witchcraft), even your perceived enemies, let's poke fun on PGMA's scary (I didn't say ridiculous ha) Justice Secretary instead.

I am quoting here one comment I overheard in the AM morning radio (Mike Enriquez's program) on my way to work:

"Justice Secretary Gonzales (Gonzalez? Gonsalez?) should charge the restaurant (where GMA had dinner) with inciting to sedition!"

Inciting the amoebas to people power revolution is more like it.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

"Have @it: A history of the @ sign"


(stolen from P.P., bakit ba? :p Originally from this site.)

A blue sky. The nature of love. A child's smile. The "@" symbol.

Some things are so common place that you scarcely notice them. But that doesn't make them any less fascinating. Take the humble "@" symbol, for instance.

It's something we use dozens, perhaps hundreds, of times a day. This little "a" with the curved tail is inextricably linked to the instantaneous communication that we, as a society, are dependent upon.

But where is @ from, exactly?

Let's go back to the 6th or 7th century. Latin scribes, rubbing their wrists with history's first twinges of carpal tunnel syndrome, tried to save a little effort by shortening the Latin word ad (at, to, or toward) by stretching the upstroke of "d" and curving it over the "a".

Italian researchers unearthed 14th-century documents, where the @ sign represented a measure of quantity. The symbol also appeared in a 15th-century Latin-Spanish dictionary, defined as a gauge of weight, and soon after, according to ancient letters, was referenced as an amphora, a standard-sized clay vessel used to carry wine and grain.

Over the next few hundred years our plucky @ sign was used in trade to mean "at the price of" before resting on the first Underwood typewriter keyboard in 1885, then later rubbing symbolic shoulders with QWERTY on modern keyboards in the 1940s.

Then, one day in late 1971, computer engineer Ray Tomlinson grappled with how to properly address what would be history's very first e-mail. After 30 seconds of intense thought, he decided to separate the name of his intended recipient and their location by using the "@" symbol. He needed something that wouldn't appear in anyone's name, and settled on the ubiquitous symbol, with the added bonus of the character representing the word "at," as in, hey_you@wherever_you_happen_to_work.com.

And while in the English language, we know it as the "at symbol," it goes by many other unusual pseudonyms throughout the world.

In South Africa, it means "monkey's tail"
In Bosnia, Croatia, and Serbia it's the "Crazy"
In the Czech Republic, it's "pickled herring"
The Danish refer to it as "alpha-sign,"
"elephant's trunk," or "pig's tail."
The French often refer to it as "little snail."
In Greece, it's "little duck."
In Hungary, it's called "maggot"
In Mandarin Chinese, it's the "mouse sign."
Russians often refer to it as "little dog."
There's no official word for it in Thailand, but
"wiggling worm-like character."
The Turks lovingly describe it as "ear."

But an "@" by any other name is just as sweet. Online, it's at the heart of every user's identity. It represents the breathless urgency of our connected culture: clear, concise, typographical shorthand for lobbing our thoughts, needs, and ideas to nearly anyone else in the world. Instantly.

Its ubiquity and urgency has transcended the Latin alphabet of its origins to worm its way into other language groups, including Arabic and Japanese.

And that, web wanderers, is where it's @.

Related links

Inventor of E-mail
Sign of the Times
The First Network E-mail

© 2006 Hewlett-Packard Development Company, L.P.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Thank God it's online!

THANK GOD IT'S ONLINE



People at the turn of the millennium are scared to death. Catholics fear the three days of darkness, thus the onrush to procure blessed candles, holy water and even blessed matches! I imagine agnostics suddenly turn religious as fundamentalists cry, "Repent!" The clueless and panicky go, well, panic-buying. It doesn't help that the entertainment industry has churned out such slick flicks as Independence Day, Armageddon, Deep Impact, and The End of Days.

A famous movie director brushed off this millennium pandemonium as nothing but arbitrary, echoing the Dalai Lama ("It's just another day to me," or words to that effect.)

My biggest worry about the Y2K bug is my ATM and credit card accounts; the first, because all the meager amount to my name might turn to zilch and the second, because my standing credit might double or even triple.

Of course I did what every cold-blooded bank client did: withdraw everything. Little did I know this simple, panicky act would make me discover a catchphrase for the next millennium: "Thank God it's online." The ATM machine did not fail to churn out wads of bills on the 30th and I'm a veteran of debited accounts. No strange beeps were heard, no amount criminally debited, and my card not devoured, so what could I say?

Thank God it's online. Yes, having all of us prove that technology is not the road to salvation, we will, on the next ten centuries, keep on believing in God. We will keep on needing Someone who's smarter than technology.

Nevertheless, we've inevitably reached the threshold of technological co-dependency. As far as we can see, our lives will remain intricately enmeshed with technology and thus we will still cringe at the sight of "Offline" as we have always gotten frazzled by "Bad command or filename" in our computers.

Thank God it's online. It's a perfect catchphrase for the next millennium. We'll continue believing in technology, but we'll always put our trust in God if all else (i.e., technology) fail us.


1.1.2000

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So where were you when the Y2K bug proved to be Y2K bluff? Me, it was just another day sitting in front of the TV. If the end of the world struck, I would be caught dead as a couch potato.

I am a worrier so where did this absence of fear come from? I didn't even stock up a single can of sardines or corned beef. My contingency plan was this: if pandemonium breaks out in the city streets, I will walk like a ramp model to the nearest bus station for my parents' home so that we may face the end as a family. If the much-anticipated three days of darkness fell, I'd bring out my stack of blessed candles which I had purchased and brought to a priest for blessing at Don Bosco on Feb. 22, Feast of the Candelaria. That was a couple of years back, take note, that the candles have practically gelled into one stout solid wax.

Thank God the apocalypse did not materialize, thus I was left with no choice but to celebrate with the whole world.

Thanks largely to BBC and company's US$60M global production on TV, it was possible to do that without leaving one's seat in the living room. I knew I'd never experience anything like this for the rest of my life, so I stood my ground, so to speak.

There were supposedly 57 countries hooked in on the broadcast. Leading the international jamboree was Kiribati Is. (pronounced /ki-ri-bash’/, I found out) where natives waited by the sea for the first sunrise of the new millennium. Chatham Is. (New Zealand) was beamed next, where an unheard-of tribe called Morioris also conducted a native ceremony.

I couldn’t chronologically recall the ensuing telecasts as I changed my seating and lying positions and switched channels. (Another channel showed CNN’s equivalent coverage.) At Sydney, Australia, dancers rappelled on the roof of the Opera House, taking away the collective breath of the audience in attendance, who were sure to get stiff necks later. The dancers reportedly belong to a well-known group, Legs on the Wall, who had toured foreign cities. Aborigines at Uluru also rendered traditional songs and dances.

At Macchu Picchu in Peru, a mystical Inca rite was performed. In the Holy Land, doves fluttered o’er the little town of Bethlehem. East Timorese, victims of the most recent carnage, gave a message of peace. In Spain, I saw the gorgeous church of Santiago de Compostela, the church where the bones of St. James the apostle is interred (?). The pyramids of Giza in Egypt, I would learn later, had been used as film projector screens. Gee, what would have King Tut felt?

Of course, there were fireworks and fireworks bursting at the end of every final countdown, but France was the hands-down winner. The most beautiful fireworks display anyone ever saw was shot at the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Meanwhile, a concert by the three tenors Luciano Pavarotti, Jose Carreras, and Placido Domingo was just held there moments before.

In Norway, a young woman vocalized a classical piece (I guess Bach’s Morning) atop what appeared to be an oil drilling platform. In Sweden, there was a lovely ice wedding – that is, a wedding held inside a chapel carved out from ice. In Iceland, the was a surreal presentation featuring lighted spheres that floated on water. Wait, wasn’t that Bjork singing?

In Japan, the traditional and state-of-the-art collided head-on: fire lanterns were released to the sky carrying individual wishes and a giant bell in an ancient Buddhist temple was struck a certain number of times while a rock concert spewed ballistic tunes on another side of town. I’ve also seen the grandeur of Indonesia that is the Borobudur. At Ipanema or was it Copacabana Beach, I head what was touted to be one of Brazil’s greatest singers. In Jordan, I was a participant in an ancient dance and a baptism I almost saw John the Baptist.

At around 12:00 PM in London, the world saw the Millennium Dome inaugural, which came with traditional, fantastic, and futuristic presentations. I communed with Queen Elizabeth, and ___ the Big Ben, Prime Minister Tony Blair, The Corrs, the London Bridge, and the Stonehenge.

Meanwhile, Antarctica’s scientific community joined in via a short message. China, whose traditional Kung Hei Fat Choi was yet to be heard on Frebraury, conceded with the world calendar by giving her costume-y traditionals on the Great Wall.

In the Philippines, it’s fiesta time in Intramuros, while it’s ‘That’s Entertainment’ in Ayala, with the pop diva Regine Velasquez singing nervously atop the fountains of Manila Peninsula Hotel, together with a multitude of children. We all feared for their safety. It was a well-coordinated TV noontime show in Luneta, Quezon Memorial Circle, The Fort, Quirino Grandstand, Greenhills and other cities around the archipelago. I instantly liked Regine’s song “It’s Written in the sand” even if I never liked her singing.

The world also saw South Africa’s Nelson Mandela visiting Robben Is., where he had been a political prisoner. In Panama, which was a former province of Costa Rica, it was the Panama Canal handover. South Korea showed woman dancing in their traditional hanbok. In Uruguay, there was a Mardi Gras at Teatro Solis in Montevideo, the capital. Argentina presented a most passionate tango at Tierra del Fuego’s capital. Greeks greeted the new millennium by returning to their ancients at Parthenon in Athens, but there was a laser show among the ruins.

US and Canada occupy four time zones so different locations were shown at a time. For starters, I attended a concert at Newfoundland. Then as time went by fast, I found myself popping champagne bottles with the crowd at Times square in new York. Later, I was watching excerpts of the Broadway musical, Fosse, where I was happy to see tall black men and woman dancing to “Sing, Sing, Sing.” I also watched stick-wielding dancers perform in Hawaii.

In Rome, the Pope blessed the world from a balcony in St. Peter’s basilica. It was here where he would be heard to say “What cruel sufferings, but what incredible achievements as well!” later, he would deliver his traditional “Urbi et Urbi” (“To the city (of Rome) and to the world.”)

I couldn’t remember where I saw fountains spurt water to the tune of Handel’s messiah. It must be a city in the US. I also remember seeing Enrique Iglesias dancing wild onstage, virtually doing a reprise of Ricky Martin: wild dancing + Tight-fitting, long-sleeved shirt + exotic lyrics. It must be Spain. Furthermore, I woke up to legendary diva Kiri te Kanawa’s singing, so it must New Zealand once again. Lastly, I saw Gloria Estefan issue a statement. It must be Cuba, if not Miami, this time around.

Germany welcomed the new age via a laser show at the Brandenburg Gate. For the first time after so many years, the world saw Berlin without the wall of infamy. There was waltz music by – was it Schubert? – in Vienna, a giant hourglass in Geneva, a rowdy play in Madrid. Europe almost had it at the same time.

There was a wedding in war-torn Dagestan, affirming life amidst death. Ukraine’s beautiful Byzantine churches were on view, too. I also toured around the lovely ice sculptures (as they were being carved?) carved in Siberia.

I head the following places mentioned but I failed to note what was being shown: Budapest, Oslo, Thailand, Chile, Taiwan, Venezuela (where about ten thousand recently died from mudslides), Mexico, Caribbean, Haiti, Fiji Is. Either I fell asleep, ran to the bathroom, or attacked the fridge.

Samoa was reportedly the last to experience the dawn of the new millennium. A troop of sober-faced policemen pierced thee air with bullets, while I couldn’t restrain myself from laughing at their white skirts.

Lest I forget, there was noted science fiction writer Arthur Clarke reminding all of us that it’s not quite the new millennium yet, citing how teabags are weighted in a weighing scale, by way of comparison. Id didn’t get it exactly, but he must be right.


That's it. It's just me and my TV at the end of the millennium. Indeed, thank God everything was online.

1.24.2000

Common Filipino grammatical errors, 2

(Gleaned from here and there. Note to self: Be sure never to commit these errors.)

1. You maybe right. --> homony use; "May be" is not the adverb "maybe"
2. You can't do that anymore than you can't do this. --> "Any more" is different from the adverb "anymore."
3. I can't say anything with regards to that. --> should be "with regard"; otherwise, use "as regards" or "Give him my regard" or "Regards to your ____!"
4. This will result to the formation of… --> should be "result in"
5. The newly graduates wore… "new graduates"; an adverb can't be used to describe a noun

See Part 1 for more of the same.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Exsightings


[No, this is not about UFO sightings, like this guy just had, although I think I, too, routinely see UFOs whenever I look to the skies over NAIA.]

Congratulate me, I just missed seeing this new film that's been hailed by critics as "lovely" (Business World Online's Noel Vera) and "a masterpiece" (Film Comment's Olaf Moller): Raya Martin's Maicling Pelicula Nang Ysang Indio Nacional (O Ang Mahabang Kalungkutan ng Katagalugan) [A Short Film About the Indio Nacional (Or the Prolonged Sorrow of the Filipinos)]. I had the same knock-me-on-the-head feeling when I passed up renting a VCD of Mga Anak ni Lino Brocka in favor of something sh*tty just because I wasn't sure what it was, although the people involved in it ought to have been a good clue to me. Anyway, I saw two French film classics, like I said, enough to console myself for the catastrophe.

Here's Noel Vera's capsule review of the two French films (what? he's back in town?):

The two older French films share a common trait: both were made during the Nazi Occupation in World War 2. One -- Henri-Georges Clouzot’s Le Corbeau (The Raven, 1943) -- is wonderfully nasty fun, about a mysterious "Raven" who writes poison pen letters to various people in a small town. Clouzot’s picture is arguably film noir before the genre was actually invented -- the expressive shadows, the cleverly angled shots, the atmosphere of repressed tension and fear. Clouzot was banned from working for two years after liberation, ostensibly for producing such a negative view of the French, possibly because he profited under the Occupation (actually the film is a caustic look at informants in Occupied France, and the atmosphere of moral corruption and paranoia they inspire).

The second, Marcel Carne and Jacques Prevert’s Les Enfants du Paradis (Children of Paradise, 1945) is a vast tapestry set in 1820 France, much of it in the scandalous world of the theater. Again there is a hidden anti-Fascist message as Garance (Arletty, easily one of the most unforgettable faces in all of cinema) fends off the pursuit of four men, one of which -- (the Count de Montray Louis Salou) -- represents the Nazi regime. The true glory of the film, however, isn’t so much Carne’s direction (he poured most of the troubled production’s hard-won money into the extravagant sets and costumes) as it is Prevert’s script, by turns intimate yet epic, witty yet tragic, stylized yet powerfully real. One of the greatest French films ever made.
Here's Vera's review of the Raya Martin silent film.

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Footnoted for the day:

1. Like everyone else, I've been following the Subic rape case. My verdict so far? That's not how a girl who feigns rape reacts. I am reminded of this Jodie Foster movie whose title escapes me right now.

2. Be sure not to miss this very nice editorial: Ate Glue.

Monday, June 19, 2006

The New York Times in Manila


[There are a lot of things worth ranting on, esp. Sec. Gonzalez's unbelievable public pronouncements, but I'm not in the mood. Let me note something far more trivial instead. The special tirades shall be composed a little later.]

I was walking down EDSA one day, and guess what I run into: a copy of the New York Times! I had to rub mine eyes just to be sure, but there it was. Upon closer look, however, I realized it was an adjunct to the day's issue of Manila Bulletin; it's merely a compilation of choice articles, although it commanded a whole separate section, and it was strategically placed on top of Manila Bulletin. Oh well... But, gee, the New York Times section was on glossy paper ! Since I was on a rush, I was unable to buy a copy. I also forgot what day that section came out. I tried to look for it today, but no such luck... I guess I'lll just have to access my free New York Times subscriber account. The New York Times in Manila -- why, it makes perfect sense! I've been reading (or at least scanning) this 'paper' for years almost every single day!

It's also worth mentioning that some bookshops now carry the ff. favorite publications, I've also discovered: Rolling Stone, The Economist, New Yorker, Harper's.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

“Politics with soul”


I think Raul Pangalanan has coined an apt phrase in his well-written column on the perils and psychological pulls of populism. By saying the alternative we need is "a politics with soul," thanks to a liberal Leftist infusion (ain’t that oxymoronic!), he implies that the kind of politics we have now is a form of Irish potato blight (okay, my words).

Methinks I somewhat share Dean/Atty. Pangalanan's politics. But what exactly is "a politics with soul"? More details, please!

Friday, June 16, 2006

My kind of Flips, but...


Francisco 'Bobby' Mañosa. Jose 'Pitoy' Moreno. Kidlat Tahimik. Virgilio 'Rio Alma' Almario. Francis 'Kiko' Magalona.

What binds this odd assortment of men together? No, it's not that they all have unambiguously Pinoy nicknames. It's that they are, according to a free MRT tabloid, Filipinos that deserve to be upheld as models of nationalism and artistry. Give these guys the National Artist Award also!, the tabloid is short of proclaiming. I'm on the verge of concurrence, but with some reservation.

They may be right about the National Artist part. After all, Bobby Mañosa is the "champion of indigenous Filipino architecture", Pitoy Moreno "the fashion czar of Asia," Kidlat Tahimik (the artist formerly known as Eric de Guia) "the master of bizarre film" (short films, right?), Rio Alma "the champion of modernism in Tagalog poetry," and Francis Magalona the "Pinoy master rapper." They are all proud to be Pinoy in their own chosen fields, helping advance what it means to be Filipino. But one can say they are also guilty of blatant nationalism, which is good for the nation, but may be bad for art.

Randy David last Sunday made
a good distinction between what it means to be a 'national artist' and a 'popular artist.' In his column, he recognizes that there is a gap between what is deemed (arrogantly?) by the state as a national artist and what is willingly chosen by the common folk as their own artist. Bridging the gap, as envisioned in the enshrined nationalist ideology, he says, is largely a failed exercise.

The gap between the State and the people in former colonies like the Philippines is what nationalist ideology tries to cure. The leaders of the nation had presumed that the anti-colonial war would automatically galvanize the various communities and classes into one nation. But, in fact, the emergence of a viable collective national identity—a “political ethnicity,” to borrow from the anthropologist Clifford Geertz—was far from smooth.

I am kind of confused, though, by the vagueness with which David closes his essay. What his essay only proves to me is that art is such a messy thing, and defining national art even more so. We've seen how politics and ideologies mesh so uneasily with each other during the deliberations - and especially right after, and even result in mudslinging and slander, with personal issues thrown in for good measure. David decries the arrogance of imposing artistic standards and yet seems to approve the arrogation of a nationalist art ideology at the same time.

If we really want the people to be the actual judge of home-grown artists, why don't we subject the choosing to direct democracy, to a kind of a national election (sans the usual politicking and the vote-fudging by Comelec)? Then again, what do we need awards for when the greatest compliment given to an artist - wide acceptance - is evident in the day-to-day life of the common Filipino? I think that, if we are to confer awards at all, we should make sure first that we notice those whom the people have already chosen (in their hearts and minds), then we proceed from there. Then again, shouldn't we be wary of the common touch handling the craft side of it, the technical intricacies of art, the judgment of which is best left to the artisan side of artists and their peers and critics? Ah, there's the rub.

The traffic report as a BP reading


I would like the radio traffic report to be like this:

Traffic at Ayala is obstructed by a giant plaque, triggering an atherosclerosis in the corner of McKinley. MMDA personnel were on hand to perform a triage right at the chokepoint. Over at Magallanes, another major artery, the buildup of cholesterol is uncharacteristically normal; there is a balance between the good HDLs and the bad LDLs. The risk of a coronary, however, is evident as one approaches Pasong Tamo (now Don Chino Roces). The buildup there is getting heavy, to the point of clogged, enough to cause a fats-laden bottleneck. Also threatening motorists with a myocardial infarction is the approach to Buendia. Diastolic pressure is at 140; systolic pressure 90. Hypertensive motorists are advised to turn left to Sergio Osmena Hwy. That's it for today, folks! Remember, an apple a day keeps the triglycerides and gridlocks away.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

The world's a-booming!


Current mood: Bombed out

Current music: You won't believe the albums I am concurrently studying for mistakes (just for my own note-taking, hee-hee): Sitti (Navarro) (<--lovely voice; who needs original?), Manomano (<--highly original- and unique-sounding!), MichaelAngelo, Top Suzara, Itchyworms, Wickermoss, Sandwich, Join the Club, Dicta License, Shamrock.

What’s happening? The impending eruptions of Mt. Merapi (Jogyakarta) and Mt. Bulusan (Bicol) (and Mt. Mayon?) seem to set the tone for this month of many an explosion here and around the world.

There’s, of course, the “bomblets” in the Metro just the other day.

Yesterday, it was this:
Phivolcs warns Bulusan eruption is imminent (also???). Better watch Pinatubo and Taal!

Now take a closer look at these latest developments (in bold):


12:25pm Shares close higher on bargain-hunting
12:20pm
Oil prices sustain gains in Asian trade
12:11pm Bus explodes in Afghanistan, 10 killed
12:11pm Metro spy chief relieved over Erap 5 case – sources
12:11pm
Gov't reports budget surplus for 2nd straight month in May
11:54am At least 25 killed in Sri Lanka mine explosion
11:25am Thanksgiving service for Queen Elizabeth's 80th birthday

Of course, there’s the never-ending talk on the other sort of explosion, population explosion:

There could’ve been fewer poor Filipinos, study says

The world seems to be exploding here and there, but the explosions are geologically unrelated, it was reported.

(I've been attacked by lethal food allergies lately, too, if that helps in the interpretation of events.)

I'm a fan of synchronicity studies, but I certainly hope we're not seeing a kind of global aneurysm or convulsion here. I hope this is just one of 'those days.'

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Plug: Grab a copy of Fudge magazine (with the new Superman on the cover), where I have an article. (I am a super-part-time magazine contributor, right?:p) Press release: They will be giving a FREE limited-edition 'Superman Returns' poster at the 5th Philippine Toy Convention (Megatrade 2, June 17-18) with each copy of Fudge you buy. Visit toyconph.tk.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The paradoxes of freedom/independence (a reissue/update)


I had such a lousy lovely personal Freedom Day celebration. I went to Mercury Drug to try to find these VCO capsules that are rumored to be good for the health. Like a senior-citizen lab rat, I bought a few capsules (Php 7.50@) for a trial run. Lookee what I got on my way out!: a cute Philippine flag, smilingly handed to me by the uncharacteristically sunny security guard, as though he was turning over the official keys at the Hong Kong handover rites. When I was about to take the MRT, guess what! I got the first free MRT ride of my life. Sweeet! Gotta wave that official tricolor (thankee, Mercury)! The guy next to me summed up the day right: "Wish everyday was Independence Day!"

Meanwhile, here is an oldie but still-goodie, to sustain and extend the thank-God (secular edition) mood of the moment:

Freedom vs. Slavery

(Author unknown)

(I have received this material from a friend. What it says is disturbing. It has a great capacity to offend. Read at your own risk.)

1. There is freedom in littleness, slavery in greatness. When you are little, you strive and depend harder on God. When you are great, you depend on yourself.

2. There is freedom in humility, slavery in pride and honor. When you are humble, you accept yourself, your experiences, and God. When you have pride and honor, you tend to reject and deny negative experiences, always defending yourself. Along with these comes rationalizing and blindness since you look at experiences your way against God's way.

3. There is freedom in suffering and sacrifice, slavery in comfort. When we sacrifice what we want or are beset with sufferings, we become selfless. When we have comfort, we tend to hold on to it, sometimes fearful of losing it that we eventually become selfish and self-centered.

4. There is freedom in rejection, slavery in worldly acceptance. When you are rejected, you turn to God. When you are accepted, you turn to man.

5. There is freedom in failure, slavery in success. When you fall, you try again until you succeed. Your spirit is enkindled in the process. When you are successful, you give up trying even before you begin, so that you can rule out the possibility of falling.

6. There is freedom in weakness, slavery in power and might. When you are weak, you call on God and patiently wait and listen for His response. When you are powerful and mighty, you listen and hear only yourself.

7. There is freedom in innocence, slavery in knowledge. When you are innocent, there is a lot of room for the Spirit of God to work in you. Purity can be nurtured. When you are knowledgeable, you depend on your acquired learnings and decide from time to time, according to need, the acceptance or rejection of God's Spirit. Your thoughts, speech, and actions are always self-motivated.

8. There is freedom in poverty, slavery in richness. When you are poor, you have nothing to lose, you are not afraid to lose even your life. When are rich, you hold on to your wealth. If you fear losing your material possessions, what more your life?

9. There is freedom in earthly death, slavery in earthly life. When you are not afraid to die, it is because you believe, and long to cross the unknown yet inevitable road that will bring you back to God. When you are too absorbed and filled with your earthly life, you take for granted the veracity of death. Thus, you block the only path that can take you back to God.

10. There is freedom in God, slavery in the world. When you choose to follow and obey God, you are able to experience His commitment to love and shower you with the grace to be able to love. When you choose the world, it has no commitment to you. Therefore, you wander aimlessly and remain lost in the dark.

"Freedom is what we have -- Christ has set us free! Stand then as free people, and do not allow yourselves to become slaves again." - Galatians 5:1


Independence vs. Interdependence


Meanwhile, I just heard Stephen Covey being quoted yet again, and this time, he has something to say about 'independence.' "Independence is not the be-all and end-all," Covey was paraphrased as saying. "But we need to be independent just the same, so as to move on to the next level: interdependence. Yes, the highest goal in life is interdependence, not independence. But first we need to move away from dependence and more and more towards independence (of mind, of our own action, etc.). This is the only way to achieve interdependence."

(I hope I didn't misquote Covey (in Seven Habits...) that much.)

Confusing? It makes sense actually.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Literature vs. non-literature

A product of Literature has a balanced combination of the 5 characteristics:

Timeliness and timelessness.
Social or political relevance
Literary value as determined by elements of literary aesthetics
Universality in theme and appeal-- it does not only interest a 14year old if a novel is about a 14 year old.
Moral or Spiritual Value -- the usual plight of good vs. evil, man vs. self, man vs. man, man vs. God, etc.

Suffice to say that products of Great Literature are those that has all of these qualities. We can philosophize what makes literature what it is, but truth be told, that if it does not last for ages, then perhaps it's not great enough.

-Bo-Peep E., UST lit major

Under-the-radar reads


1. Atheist lawyer/doctor loses lawsuit on "In God we trust." Score! The defense? Let's do this together: "God was used as a secular term." Hik-hik-hik!

2. "'Experts' tracking coral reef killers,
CSI-style."

3.
Water car inventor murdered (?)

4. Ian R. Casocot on book-burning (slash auto-da-fe?).

5. Abe Margallo on Satanic politics, or is it the politicization of Belzeebul at the expense of "poor faith."

6. The Sassy Lawyer is gloating over what Jay Rosen has to say about media and blogs. Rosen is merely articulating the very obvious, if I must issue an official reaction.

7. I remember reading somewhere in DJB's blog his calling RP as the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of the Philippines. Or something like that. Ha-ha!

8. Of course, there is MLQ3's Independence Day piece, where he wraps up all the things we Filipinos have done, or undone, as "A complex achievement." (What the heck is "kant"? A derivative of Immanuel Kant?)

9. The highly unpublishable (but surprisingly regularly published!) Manuel Buencamino entertains with a fairy tale, his neo-Victorian/postmodern take on "Alice in Wonderland."

10. In other news...I saw Luli Arrovo! Yup, I ran into Luli Arroyo the other day on my way out of the Shangri-La mall, after watching this classic French noir "Le Courbeau" (or was that the other classic "Les Enfants du Paradis"). I didn't know whether to (a) smile, because she was smiling at everyone, and she seemed so nice and innocent that she looked just like...a kid (although she was surrounded by three or so other people); or (b) laugh at pity her because her mom happens to be the most criticized person on earth; or (c) express a restrained surprise at the recognition, and give her the once-over. I did a combination of the three. I just didn't expect that someone so innocuous, diminutive, and lowly as Luli would elicit such a complicated reflex reaction from me.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Pilipinas (2006): 108 years hence


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Who changed the flag from the original? How come the smiling face of the sun is gone? And the shade of blue deepened? Can anyone tell us? (Flag pics stolen from Wikipedia.)

Saturday, June 10, 2006

"Comparative religions and philosophies"


[This is said to be a very old joke circulated in the office via Xerox, i.e., pre-email and spam days. Apologies for the word 'shit.' Equal-opportunity bashing is observed in the interest of fair play. -R.O.]

COMPARATIVE RELIGIONS & PHILOSOPHIES

TAOISM: Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say “Shit happens”.

CALVINISM: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it really isn’t shit.

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.

ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?

HEDONISM: There’s nothing like a good shit happening.

HINDUISM: This shit happened before.

MORMON: This shit is going to happen again.

ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.

STOICISM: This shit is good for me.

PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.

CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are BAD.

HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama.

JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to US?

ZOROASTRIANISM: Shit happens half the time.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.

ATHEISM: No shit!

EXISTENTIALISM: What is shit, anyway?

RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit!


Thursday, June 08, 2006

RP: "world's marine biodiversity center"


Yet unconvinced by the claims of this banner story? Here are a few more details the report ought to have included:

1. (I have yet to confirm this bit of research, which may now be outdated: Our reefs cover an area of 20,000 sq. km, the third largest in the world.)

2. We have around 500 of the 700 known coral species in the world, a figure much higher than that of Australia's Great Barrier Reef. (I know this personally because I once took subjects that specialized on corals, algae, and fungi.)

3. We also have an unusually high occurrence of whale and shark species in our waters.

4. We have 5 of the 7 (8?) known marine turtle species in the world.

5. Isn't it amusing our shores harbor both the biggest (Rhincodon typus) and two of the smallest fishes (Pandaka pygmaea (extinct?; oops, may be a freshwater, not marine, species), Mistichthys luzonensis)in the world?

6. We also reportedly have 22,000 among the 120,000 known mollusk species, and this number includes the giant clam (Tridacna gigas) and the smallest seashell (Pisidium) (though this occurrence may not be unique to the Philippines).

Now, here’s something (from the report) that I didn’t know before:

The Philippines also has the second largest reef in the world, the 34-km Apo Reef located 24 km west of Sablayan town, Occidental Mindoro province,…


Update: Here's a related piece of news.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Ho-hum news?


Why do I get this feeling that I've been treating the ff. items lately as ho-hum news? Have I become so cynical? Here are my current thoughts.

1. The Hello Garci Scamdal. It's as though nothing happened. We, who cried foul, lost. Or is it because we're also afraid of the alternative scenarios (allegedly a lot worse)?

2. The gadawful, humongous Department of Education problem (classroom shortage, etc., etc,). Official public reaction: Double sigh as usual. Same same. Blame corruption. Blame misguided government priorities. I'll go Stephen Covey by saying those are beyond our sphere of influence anyway.

3. The demise of the death penalty. Wow, a giant step for human rights, but what a terrible irony: it happened at a time when media and militant killings were rampant and utterly shameless and guiltless. Don't you smell the stench of hypocrisy here? And what ought to be a good reason for the Collosseum in Rome to turn on the bright lights is ruined by the fact that the reversal seems political. It is so sudden a turnaround that an anti-crime advocate, Dante Jimenez, was quoted in the papers as saying "It was railroaded like a bullet train." Puzzling is the word.

4. The demolition of yet another supposedly historic structure in Manila: the Juan Nakpil-designed Avenue Theater. Emphasis on 'yet another.' The prevalent reaction seems to be this: So what? Who cares? It's private property, it turns out. And please define historic. I think what we can do at this stage is require that all future government buildings and public structures be built with art, architecture, and national identity/originality/heritage expressly in mind. Improvement of quality of life of our people is the point, if you don't like things that matter to some people: culture, history, national identity, national heritage, national/ethnic pride, and the like, not to mention possible attractions for tourists. As to the legalities, well, legal action would be a lot easier because we'll be talking of public property. Yes, that's the key: a solid legal leg, such as a "Preservation Committee" that would give certain structures a "landmark status," like they do in New York, or so I heard. A legislation like that will also help save private properties declared as "national or cultural landmark."

"Difference between rich and poor countries"


I was pleasantly spammed today with this manifesto (which I edited a bit for the grammatical errors):

The difference between the poor countries and the rich ones is not the age of the country:

This can be shown by countries like India & Egypt, that are more than 2000 years old, but are poor.

On the other hand, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, that 150 years ago were inexpressive, today are developed countries, and are rich.

The difference between poor and rich countries does not reside in the available natural resources.

Japan has a limited territory, is 80% mountainous, is inadequate for agriculture and cattle raising, but is the second world economy. The country is like an immense floating factory, importing raw material from the whole world and exporting manufactured products.

Another example is Switzerland, which does not plant cocoa but has the best chocolate in the world. In their little territory, the Swiss raise animals and plant the soil during four months per year. As though that's not enough, they produce dairy products of the best quality. It is a small country that transmits an image of security, order and labor [???-R.O.], which made it the world's strongest, safest place.

Executives from rich countries who communicate with their counterparts in poor countries show that there is no significant intellectual difference.

Race or skin color are also not important: immigrants labeled lazy in their countries of origin are the productive power in rich European countries.

What is the difference then?

The difference is the attitude of the people, framed along the years by the education and the culture.

In analyzing the behavior of the people in rich and developed countries, we find that the great majority follow the following principles in their lives:

1. Ethics, as a basic principle.
2. Integrity.
3. Responsibility.
4. Respect for the laws and rules.
5. Respect for the rights of other citizens.
6. Work-loving.
7. Striving for savings and investment.
8. Will of super action. [???-R.O.]
9. Punctuality.

In poor countries, only a minority follow these basic principles in their daily life.

We are not poor because we lack natural resources or because nature was cruel to us.

We are poor because we lack the correct attitude. We lack the will to comply with and teach these functional principles of rich and developed societies.

If you do not forward this message, nothing will happen to you. Your pet will not die, you will not be fired, you will not have bad luck for seven years, and also you will not get sick. But those may happen because of your laziness, your love for
intrigue and politics, your indifference to saving for the future, your stubborn attitude.

If you love your country, let this message circulate to a major quantity of people so they could reflect on this, and CHANGE, and ACT!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Today, hell freezes over (Not!)


Here are two reports from the, uh, live, smokin'-hot wires. [Note: 'Hell' is the actual name of a town in Michigan, USA. -R.O.]

666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666

Hell is celebrating 6-6-06

Here's the NYT take on 6/6/06 or 6/6/6 fr Sun 06/04/06 Week-in-Review section:

June 4, 2006
For Number Freaks, a Day to Remember
By KARI HASKELL

This Tuesday may be just another day for many people. But for others, 06/06/06 will have a greater meaning.

What's the significance of those three digits, 666?

The number has long been tied to the coming of the Antichrist, or the devil, from a reference in the Book of Revelation in the New Testament to 666 as the "number of the beast."

But some scholars say the number may refer to Nero, emperor of Rome from 54 to 68 A.D., who persecuted Christians.

When an ancient numerology known as gematria is applied to a Hebrew spelling of his name, the letters add up to 666, said Kevin Sullivan, an assistant professor of New Testament studies at Marquette University.

In more recent times, numerologists have attached the number to other public figures. And these days, 666 is even seen as having marketing possibilities.

"The number 666 has been devised to mean just about anything," said James Byrd, assistant dean at Vanderbilt University Divinity School.

Among those who have been associated with the number, he said, is Ronald Wilson Reagan (who had six letters in each of his names).

Numerologists often see 666 in credit card numbers and product bar codes, Mr. Byrd added.

Where some see evil, others see opportunity. Twentieth Century Fox will release the remake of "The Omen" on Tuesday. "Godless: the Church of Liberalism," the latest book by the conservative
commentator Ann Coulter, will be released that day, as will the next volume in the "Left Behind" series of apocalyptic fiction.


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Sex! Sex! Sex! Sick! Sick! Sick! (Or, Go to Hell, Michigan!)

Hell, Mich., heats up for 6-6-6 party
Associated Press
Sun Jun 4, 7:04 AM ET

They're planning a hot time in Hell on Tuesday. The day bears the date of 6-6-06, or abbreviated as 666 — a number that carries hellish significance. And there's not a snowball's chance in Hell that the day will go unnoticed in the unincorporated hamlet 60 miles west of Detroit.

Nobody is more fired up than John Colone, the town's self-styled mayor and owner of a souvenir shop. "I've got `666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 (of the items) so once they're gone, that's it," said Colone, also known as Odum Plenty. "Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying you've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell."

Most of Colone's wares will sell for $6.66, including deeds to one square inch of Hell.

Live entertainment and a costume contest are planned. The Gates of Hell should be installed at a children's play area in time for the festivities.

"They're 8 feet tall and 5 foot wide and each gate looks like flames, and when they're closed, it's a devil's head," Colone told The Detroit News for a Saturday story.

Mike "Smitty" Hickey, owner of the Dam Site Inn, wasn't sure what kind of clientele would show up Tuesday.

"We're all about having fun here. I don't think we're going to get the cult crowd, the devil worshippers or anything like that," said Hickey, whose bar's signature concoction is the Bloody Devil, a variant of the Bloody Mary.

Colone, meanwhile, has been in touch with radio stations as far away as San Diego and Seattle that are raffling off trips to Hell in honor of 6-6-6.

The 666 revelry is just the latest chapter in the town's storied history of publicity stunts, said Jason LeTeff, one of its 72 year-round residents — or, as the mayor calls them, Hellions or Hell-billies. But LeTeff wasn't particularly enthused.

"Now, here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things and the town where we live is having a 6-6-6 party," he said.

According to the town's semiofficial Web site, there are two leading theories about how Hell got its name.

The first holds that a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, "So schoene hell" — roughly translated as, "So bright and beautiful." Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck.

The second holds that George Reeves was asked after Michigan gained statehood what he thought the town he helped settle should be called, and reportedly replied, "I don't care, you can name it Hell if you want to." The name became official on Oct. 13, 1841.
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On the Net:
Hell, Mich.: http://www.hell2u.com/


Saturday, June 03, 2006

Saturday Special: Juggling as op art



(via Lorimer)


Friday, June 02, 2006

Populism, socialism, democracy


(More on that March-of-the-populist-penguins hoo-ha)

A recent Newsweek report says there is an alarming rise in populism the world over because of globalization (or the hunger and inequality brought about by the global economy), and the article claims that the popular measures being made around the world to address the problem are "inefficient and ineffective." My inevitable commentary is: Just what do they mean by 'populism'? And is it so bad? For example, what is so bad about workers wanting to have a decent life? Or poor folks dreaming of a life out of poverty? Haven't you heard yet that poverty drags us all down eventually, while progress keeps us all afloat and enriches all of us in the long run, whether we speak globally or locally? Do you realize how many businesses an economically well-off person can support in his lifetime? Populism is often associated with both the right and left (extremist?) wings of the political divide, but when we say populism, two other closely associated terms come to mind: democracy and socialism. And we all know how diametrically opposed these two high-minded concepts are. Where do we draw the line between democracy and socialism?

There's no mistaking how the article uses the word populism: in the pejorative sense, as though to imply that populism is the worst form of socialism, which if I understand correctly, is the automatic redistribution of wealth and power, which, in turn, is often interpreted in the positive sense as nationalism and often regarded in the negative sense as faux democracy (note how any country with the name "Democratic Republic of..." is automatically a communist state).

Populism thus can also be misinterpreted as democracy, or at least its bad variant, where the majority tyrannize the rest of society, whether they are the ruled or the ruling (unlike, say, in a representative or consensus democracy, which observes 'majority rule,' which includes respecting 'minority rights').

Populism thus goes both ways. It can be used as a blessed buzzword by people who prefer to use "democracy" as a political concept or "socialism" as a socioeconomic-political concept. But to be fair, we can say that capitalism (under a representative democracy) is actually the true opposite of socialism. The trouble with capitalism, especially when interpreted as a Eurocentric/American invention, is its ethos of heartlessness, concept of limitless wealth acquisition, and denial that some resources are finite or exhaustible. And let's not even get started on its parody, crony capitalism.

Apparently, the hazy notion of populism has this inherent danger of reducing difficult technicalities to even hazier, though glittery, generalities. And the danger is spreading like wildfire throughout the world, if we are to be alarmist about it.

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Populism, socialism, democracy... what's the difference? Well, if all else fails (or in the absence of professors, who are themselves clueless), let us try to sort out these terminologies, Wikipedia-style.

Populism, according to Wikipedia, is:

...a political philosophy or rhetorical style that holds that the common person's interests are oppressed or hindered by the elite in society, and that the instruments of the state need to be grasped from this self-serving elite and used for the benefit and advancement of the people as a whole. Hence a populist is one who is perceived to craft their rhetoric as appeals to the economic, social, and common sense concerns of average people. Most scholarship on populism since 1980 has discussed it as a rhetorical style that can be used to promote a variety of political ideologies. Leaders of populist movements in recent decades have been both on the Left and Right (Canovan, Kazin, Betz).

Leaders of populist movements have variously promised to stand up to corporate power, remove "corrupt" elites, and "put people first." Populism incorporates anti-regime politics, and sometimes espouses, especially among the right wing varieties, nationalism, jingoism, racism or religious fundamentalism. Many populists appeal to a specific region of a country or to a specific social class, such as the working class, middle class, or farmers. Often they employ dichotomous rhetoric, and claim to represent the majority of the people.


Socialism:

Socialism refers to a broad array of doctrines or political movements that envisage a socio-economic system in which property and the distribution of wealth are subject to social control. [1] As an economic system, socialism is usually associated with state or collective ownership of the means of production. This control, according to socialists, may be either direct, exercised through popular collectives such as workers' councils, or it may be indirect, exercised on behalf of the people by the state.

The modern socialist movement had its origin largely in the working class movement of the late-19th century. In this period, the term "socialism" was first used in connection with European social critics who condemned capitalism and private property. For Karl Marx, who helped establish and define the modern socialist movement, socialism implied the abolition of markets, capital, and labor as a commodity.

It is difficult to make generalizations about the diverse array of doctrines and movements that have been referred to as "socialist." The various adherents of contemporary socialist movements do not agree on a common doctrine or program. As a result, the movement has split into different and sometimes opposing branches, particularly between moderate socialists and communists. Since the 19th century, socialists have differed in their vision of socialism as a system of economic organization. Some socialists have championed the complete nationalization of the means of production to implement their aims. Others have proposed selective nationalization of key industries within the framework of mixed economies. Stalinists insisted on the creation of Soviet-style command economies under strong central state direction. Others advocate "market socialism" in which social control of property exists within the framework of market economics and private property.


Democracy:

Democracy is, literally, rule by the people (from the Greek demos, "people," and kratos, "rule"). The methods by which this rule is exercised, and indeed the composition of "the people" are central to various definitions of democracy, but useful contrasts can be made with oligarchies and autocracies, where political authority is highly concentrated and not subject to meaningful control by the people. While the term democracy is often used in the context of a political state, the principles are also applicable to other areas of governance.

The word "democracy" has acquired a highly positive connotation in much of the world over the second half of the 20th century, to such an extent that even many dictatorships claim to be democratic and often hold illiberal elections to garner legitimacy, both internally and internationally. Most contemporary political ideologies include at least nominal support for some kind of democracy.



See also:

Liberal democracy
Consensus democracy

Now that everything makes a lot more sense (do they?), let's survey the "politics of fear" around the world, or at least according to the Newsweek report (as minimally paraphrased by me).

Russia's Vladimir Putin, Venezuela's Hugo Chávez: "want to steer the wealth from the rich and the foreign to the poor and the homegrown."

Bolivia, Ecuador: (ditto)

France's Dominique de Villepin: espouses a new buzzword: "'economic patriotism'"

Cas Mudde (Antwerp University (Belgium) political scientist): "The populist zeitgiest is dawning, and it will be permanent."

India's PM Manmohan Singh: The (affirmative action-ish) National Rural Employment Guarantee "is the most significant legislation of our time."

China: "doubles monthly taxable income, and abolishes agricultural levies"

Japan's Junichiro Koizumi: "under similar pressure to debate the income gap"

Germany: "announces a new 'rich people's tax'"

Spain: "offers subsidies and tax breaks to urge companies to make temp jobs permanent"

Hungary, Czech Republic, Slovakia: "populists came in a close second in recent elections"

Poland's Lech Kaczynski: "promises a 'new republic' against 18% unemployment and rural poverty"

In much of Europe, the blame is pinned on the formation of the European Union and the resulting global threat to local jobs. The results: (a) a quickening of the "egalitarian impulse" and (b) "defensive response to popular unrest."

Asian Development Bank (Manila): "The old paradigm in East Asia's newly industrialized economies no longer works."

'Democracy,' er, populism (direct democracy?), is clearly seen as a 'culprit' in the rest of the world.

ADB: "In the rest of Asia, the challenge is the same and it will grow."

Surprisingly, another 'culprit' has been identified: television.

Mohammad Yunus, founder of microlender Grameen Bank in Bangladesh: People "are increasingly well aware of what they're missing." (And is that such a bad thing?-R.O.)

Austria's Jorg Haider (far right), Netherlands' Pim Fortuyn (late libertarian): their formerly radical ideas have "filtered into" centrist forces.

Germany and the rest of Western Europe: "Soc. Dems. start a 'capitalism debate,' in which Labor Minister Franz Müntefering railed at foreign 'locusts' who bought German companies and rendered them 'empty shells' before seeking new victims." (Sounds a lot like KGB lingo, right? -R.O.)

"Populists on both the left and the right routinely deride 'Anglo-Saxon methods' or 'American conditions,' by which they mean more market competition and fewer welfare guarantees."

Cas Mudde (Antwerp Univ.): "...argues that the new 'populist style' embodies a loss of faith in the elite, a decline in party loyalty, and a media tendency to flock to charismatic outsiders."

Now, here's the big However....

"Economists say widening income gaps must be addressed, but the current proposed measures are inefficient and ineffective."

And the alleged result of all that? Middle-class revolts:

Thailand: PM Thaksin Shinawatra made way for rural subsidies, "but helped trigger a rebellion among urban elites, who forced him to step down last month."

India: "Doctors, lawyers, and Bollywood actors say no to" [affirmative action]. (Personally, I find it very hard to sympathize with a civilization (an ancient one, too) that still regards (in this day and age) some sectors as "untouchables." Thank God I'm not an Indian.-R.O.) [Oops, I'm taking this out because I realize I have lots of Indian colleagues - online, that is.]

Chávez of Venezuela: His allies are "losing ground in elecoral battles, from Mexico to Peru."

**

I'm all for "[Making] poverty history," and I'd even add, "Right now!!!", but I am not sure if all these cataclysmic changes are very exciting to go through. Not in my lifetime, please.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Survey on current usage


Take this survey (which I encoded for you from the original attachment sent by someone nice) to see whether your ungrammaticality is up-to-date. (Courtesy of Jan Freeman of the Boston Globe.) -R.O.

THE WORD

You be the judge

By Jan Freeman April 30, 2006

A CENTURY AGO, Ambrose Bierce, in ''Write It Right," laid down the law on hundreds of usage points: Avoid the words pants (''vulgar exceedingly"), he said, and bug; imaginary line is redundant; a family doesn't move, it removes to a new house.

Bierce would no doubt be surprised to see that most of his battles are long lost, replaced by tussles over impact, incentivize, and hone in. But are we any better at predicting the future? Spit is now a past tense; will snuck be joining it soon? Are all misplaced modifiers sinful, or only the ones that make us laugh out loud? And why, asks the American Heritage Guide to Contemporary Usage, is the sentence adverb hopefully still despised-only 34 percent of the usage panel accepts it-after 40 years of increasing popularity?

With this week's poll, we're hoping to get a reading on a few current usages, some of them controversial, others stealth mutations we're barely aware of. This isn't a quiz you can ace, but a survey: Tell us not what your English teacher would like to hear, but what you would write.

Note: Voting has ended for this survey. Below, please find the final tallies. (About 50 mailed and e-mailed responses were also tallied; those votes did not affect the percentages shown here.) The asterisked (*) answer is the one in original quote.

(For four weeks' worth of The Word, visit boston.com/news/globe/ideas/freeman. E-mail freeman@globe.com.)

[Note from R.O.: I used + to indicate which choice won the survey. I'ts very difficult to include the survey results/ figures.]

1. "The latest episode in the Barich saga finds the author confessing that, in fact, he's grown bored _______ horse racing, at least the 'flat course' kind."

A. of*
B. with+
C. For me, they're interchangeable.

2. "Because Greenspan was so deferential, allowing everyone _______ argument, he was able to pull a very large consensus along on the ultimate decisions."

A. his
B. their*
C. his or her+

3. "[Anthony Henry's] unhappiness led to ____ signing a deal with the Dallas Cowboys and ending his days in Cleveland after onl y 4 short years."

A. his+
B. him*
C. Either is correct.

4. "I was told in interviews with American and European intelligence officials, however, that the laptop was more suspect, and less revelatory, than it had been ____."

A. depicted.*+
B. described as.
C. rumored to be.

5. "A mild-mannered horticulturist and avid horsewoman, Mrs. Parker's name, nonetheless, was among 490 on a list submitted by presidential adviser John Dean to the Internal Revenue Service."

A. Fix that dangler!+
B. What dangler?
C. Who cares? It's perfectly clear.

6. "If anything, [Coldplay] got a little too blustery on some of its recent songs, but it rarely _____ into soft-focus blandness."

A. sunk*
B. sank+
C. sunken

7. "'Everyman,'the title of Philip Roth's flimsy new novel, announces that the book's hero is meant to be a sort of ________ figure: an average Joe, an ordinary guy."

A. representative+
B. representational*
C. What's the difference?

8. "Meryl is one of those people who ______ a habit of imagining possible disasters at every turn."

A. has*+
B. have
C. Both ways work for me.

9. "On the photocopied sheet she gives students, Ms. Yamamoto includes guidelines that are ___ at first: 'Destroy many paintings,' "Meditation is through Sumi-e, therefore long conversation is not allowed in class.'"

A. obtuse*
B. oblique
C. obscure+

10. "Darwin's five-year voyage on HMS Beagle brought _______ eminence as a geologist and fame as a popular author."

A. the naturalist
B. him*+
C. Darwin
D. Hey, isn't this just like that PSAT question that caused so much trouble?