Update: Ilocano jokes

(For Ilocanos and Filipinos only)

New entry:

Three old Ilocano friends met for the first time after so many years. Here's how their conversation went:

Friend 1: "O san ka na ngayon?"
Friend 2: "East Coast."
Friend 1: "Ikaw saan?
Friend 3: "West Coast."
Friends 2 & 3: "Eh ikaw?"
Friend 1: "Ilocoast!"

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Ilocanos' favorite pants - WrangleRRR (uttered with the tongue rattling)

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Ilocanos' favorite underwear - WalkeRRR, BoxeRRRR

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Ilocano word for heavy traffic - BumpeRRR to bumpeRRR

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Ilocano word for a well-paved road - Okay, ngaRUD!

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Your friendly Electrolux man, in crisp shirt and tie, comes knocking at the door.

Taps the door (knock, knock, knock, knock). "Anybody home?" (Knock, knock, knock, knock). "Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?"

Lady of the house opens the door, her eyebrows lifting an inch. "Yes?!"

Electrolux man: "Adda botelya yo dayta?"

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"Mary... Mary...." Mother calls her daughter.

Mary hears her and runs to her, saying, "Yes, Mommy?"

Mommy: "Ay, makan idtoy ta iloem ti ubet ni ading mo ta agka-katakki!'